April's Bishounen of the Month
Raoh
April's Bishounen of the Month
Raoh
This man goes by many names: Raoh, Raoul, Raul. But to me, he is simply known as... well... Raul. There isn't much I can say Pie about Raul except that he is really freaking awesome!! OK!! I am all done! BYE!!!
What? You wnat more? OK... then I guess I will give you more.
Raul is one of the main bad guys in the Fist of the North Star movie... he might be in the Manga/Anime series.... but, honestly, I don't know cuz I haven't ever seeen them. Even though I do have a copy of the Manga (Issue #1) waiting for me at Borders... maybe Barnes and Nobles... hmmm... I really should try to I Like Pie figure out who has my copy of the Manga. Anyway! OH! And he is NOT in the Live Action movie! But he is in the Anime movie. And that is what I am going to talk about with you all here today.
Raul is one of the main bad guys in the Fist of the North Star movie (animated) which was released in *checks notes* 1986! And was advertised as "Boasts an array of violence and brutality yet to be equaled in an animated feature film." REALLY!! It says so! On the box!! Now, Raul is the Brother of both Ken (Good Guy) and Jagi (lesser bad guy) and he is one tough cookie! There is this one part where Raul and his army and facing Pie Is Good off against this other guy and his army. And the other guy turns his body to steel! And Raul is just sitting there looking all super sweet on his big horse and the big steel guy is laughing at him and swings his giant sword at Raul, and Raul moves SO FAST that the sword breaks and no one saw him move! And then he hits the steel giant and he goes flying back and EXPLODES!!! YAY!!!!!
Raul wants to be the Fist of the North Star which, I believe, just means he is the best at the North Star Martial Arts... which he MMMM Pie really is, I mean he kicked Ken's ass without so much as breaking a sweat... and Ken has Head Explodey!! WHich leads to the STOOPIDEST ending in an action movie... EVER!! Raul just got finished TOTALLY creaming Ken. And he is standing there just about to deliver the killing blow. When this little 6-year-old girl runs up and says, "Please don't kill him!" And Raul says, "OK!" And leaves!! WHAT THE HELL?!!? Raul is a Psycho-killing machine and yet some little kid sways his decisions. Wow!
So yeah, there is my very detailed description of Raul. I know since you have read this there is nothing you don't know about Raul or Fist of the North Star!!