Blah, blah, blah....Helllllooooo! All you lovely princesses! Welcome to Fem-Gri-La, a place of great ROMANCE! I, Ayame am a firm supporter of all the many beautiful ways of the MAN's ROMANCE. I will be your handsome and very sought after guide through this journey of MAN'S ROMANCE. Ha ha! I see that my mere presence has rendered you all speechless. But do not be overwhelmed by my awesome self. Please feel free to come to me for any help to find your true ROMANCE or if have questions that only my great knowledge can answer. You may also compliment me without holding back at any time. I know it is a hard thing to resist so do not fight it.
But now onto more important things. You came to me so you can know your way around. I am here to help you find your way to true love and sweet ROMANCE. For a lost heart is a tragic one and I will not allow such a thing to happen. For I am a believer in true ROMANCE and I will help every heart find its way to their ROMANCE and happiness! Ha ha ha!
Now, to your left of this wonderful place is the kitchen. Here you will find many things to help you on your love love journey of MAN'S ROMANCE! For they say the true way to a man's heart is through his stomach. So whip up something tasty and the men will follow their noses right to you.
Or, you may get your fill of eye candy with the refrigerator art. So many portraits of possible ROMANCE! They make you think those kind of thoughts now, don't they? Shame on you! I know what you're thinking! But do not worry, it is all natural feelings. It is instincts of the heart to seek out ROMANCE. For what would life be like without love and ROMANCE? Miserable! It would be miserable! So give into the ROMANCE!
Also in the kitchen are many ways to get in touch with others like yourself to share stories and wishes of ROMANCE. You may find the keepers of Fem-Gri-La there and hear tales of ROMANCE from them, look for other places similar to Fem-Gri-La with their own dreams of great ROMANCE or share a ROMANCE of your own. It's all for MAN'S ROMANCE!

POOF!

Ha ha! It seems the temperature has reached a critical point! Some may ask why I participate in such a venture as this--on the side of the fan girls. It is simple my friends. I do it all for MAN'S ROMANCE! Secretly, every man wishes for a loving heart to be by his side. I am here in support And I'm a snake! of this when they realize their true desire for a ROMANCE! For no man will be happier than when he finds his true love and that love may be found here in all the wandering hearts this place will gather in search of a ROMANCE!
What? You need further guidance you say? Fear not, I Ayame, though a snake, know all there is to know! Behind me in the portrait you will find this month's ROMANCE. And down the hall on your right is the rooms of those who have brought to you Fem-Gri-La. Those wonderful believers of MAN'S ROMANCE! You may find them down there as well. After all, the desire to peek into a woman's room is just another ROMANCE! But you may want to be careful, some of them might be sleeping so you might want to be as QUIET AS YOU CAN! THEY DON'T LIKE PEOPLE SNEAKING INTO THEIR ROOMS! HA HA HA!
So now I have unveiled all the secrets of Fem-Gri-La. You are free to roam in search of your own ROMANCE. Keep your eyes and hearts open, my lovely princesses. Love may come when you least expect it. It may be staring you in the face and you don't even realize it. *wink, wink* So good luck to you great travelers; search diligently. And remember, it's all for MAN'S ROMANCE!

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